Aww. Would you look at that. Two baby giraffes out in the wild!
Oh, BARTY, That’s not fair.
It is too! He calls me a spider-monkey!
Now that is just plain rude. I never said you looked like a spider-monkey. You jumped on me like one when I took those blasted specs of yours. If you were any animal, it’d be a rat.
….right….well then…okay. Nice to know I can’t even joke with Myself now.
See! I told you you’d end up hurting and upsetting each other!
It was only a joke, because he’s a bit clumsy like a baby giraffe and then there’s that dance we have…. I never said he looked like one. He’s always agreed with me and laughed about it, just like I laugh when he calls me a spider-monkey. I think I earned that name. Besides, baby giraffes are adorable. Rats… well they’re not. Not anywhere near. They’re… hideous.
Maybe rat wasn’t the best choice… Mouse would have been better. I mean, you’ve got to admit about your nose… Sorry. SORRY! I’m sorry! I mean, mice are very cute and highly intelligent. They’re clever… Lots of people like mice! We saved a talking one once, named Luke. Well, he was really a boy, but… Being like a mouse isn’t a bad thing, really. That’s the point. And you’d look adorable if we put you in a giant teacup. You wouldn’t complain…
Next time, listen to me John when I tell you to stop.
Aww. Would you look at that. Two baby giraffes out in the wild!
Oh, BARTY, That’s not fair.
It is too! He calls me a spider-monkey!
Now that is just plain rude. I never said you looked like a spider-monkey. You jumped on me like one when I took those blasted specs of yours. If you were any animal, it’d be a rat.
….right….well then…okay. Nice to know I can’t even joke with Myself now.
See! I told you you’d end up hurting and upsetting each other!
Aww. Would you look at that. Two baby giraffes out in the wild!
Oh, BARTY, That’s not fair.
It is too! He calls me a spider-monkey!
Oh god, both of you! Honestly. You’re both worse than each other. One of these days you’re going to really upset each other.
Aww. Would you look at that. Two baby giraffes out in the wild!
Oh, BARTY, That’s not fair.
Well this certainly looks… interesting, doesn’t it?
I bet I could make you look like that. Next time the kids are asleep I’m pinning you down. :3
Jack and Thomas are our miracles, I think. Two little impossible things.
Yes. Our impossibly adorable little Time Lord babies that are going to travel all of time and space with us forever. Our Forever Family.
Forever Family..I like that. That’s lovely. Yes, that’s precisely what we’ll be. You and I, and our sons.
Those dreams are becoming more frequent now. The ones where I’m… alone again. They’re more like nightmares. Nightmares definitely the better word for them. Dreams are meant to be more pleasant, you know.
Oh, my love, why dont you wake me? you shouldnt be having them..no one is going to leave you, I promise. You will never EVER be alone again.
I didn’t want to wake you. I told you Bartemius doesn’t wake his. We’re still the same man. I mean, I’m not that different. No, hold on… I’m nearly completely dif… Oh, you know what I mean! I just didn’t want to wake you. You’d worry if I said. Don’t say you wouldn’t, because I know you too well for that.
Yeah, but I worry MORE now! I’d prefer it if you woke me so I could make it better for you. I dont even care if the babies have been screaming all night, and I’ve not slept at all.
Jack and Thomas are our miracles, I think. Two little impossible things.
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Always with the slapping~! Honestly, I’m beginning to think that’s just how River chooses to greet me. Not that I deserve it! Well, maybe… a little. Okay, a lot. Sometimes. Usually.
I dont like River.
I don’t believe she cares much for you either, Darling. Probably why she insists on dragging me off to planets without you. I really should ask her where she got that vortex manipulator from…
Probably stole it from Jack in an elaborate plot to get you in bed. hmpf.